I would like to share this essay to all of the gentlemen at China Highlights.
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman.
If you do not, you are not a man.
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying.
If you do not, you are good for noting.
If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing.
If you do not, you are not understanding.
If you make romance, you are an “experienced man”.
If you do not, you are half a man.
If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring.
If you do not, she accuses you of double crossing.
If you are well dressed, she says you are a play boy.
If you do not, you are a dull boy.
If you are jealous, she says it is bad.
If you do not, she thinks you do not love her.
If you attempt a romance, she says you did not respect her.
If you do not, she thinks you do not like her.
If you are a minute late, she complains it is hard to wait.
If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way.
Oh God! You created those creature called “Woman”.
So simple, yet so complex.
So weak, yet so powerful.
So confusing, yet so desirable.
"O LORD,tell me what to do. AMEN".
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